Friday, July 19, 2013

The Rapture is this week

We atheists need to get ready to move into better digs as The Rapture is happening this week.

Pastor Dean Sparks of the Last Chance Evangelical Church in Jackson, Mississippi, has stunned the world with his boldest prediction yet - that Jesus Christ is set to return to earth this very week.

Sparks says he realized the Second Coming was close when he saw a Facebook weather report from the Mississippi Storm Chasing group. The graphic and description showed a storm moving into the area from east to west - a very strange occurrence.

I call dibs on the home of the pastor who runs the local Korean Church. At 4,400 square feet, it should really be called a mansion.